nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via orgasm)

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina, via blissless)

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

(via orgasm)

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

(via noooneinparticular)

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(via blissless)